my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Dear god my vagina.
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