Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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