Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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