So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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