No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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