Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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