Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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