Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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