I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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