should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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