i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
