she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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