I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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