I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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