How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
