Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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