He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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