you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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