if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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