So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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