Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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