STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
