East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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