I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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