now i know why i became what i already was.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We need to get me chipped asap
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
