I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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