Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
