sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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