Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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