barbara walters just said penis...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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