he told me I talked like a deaf person
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
