i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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