I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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