You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I'm always down for nudity.
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