Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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