i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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