the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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