Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
