You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
there is glitter all over my balls
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