That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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