then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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