do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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