You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
how do flat chested girls get laid?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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