Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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