quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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