we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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