Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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