This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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