It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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