in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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